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A Supernatural Guide to Angels

  • Michael: Originally nice but turned out to be a douche
  • Zachariah: Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches
  • Raphael: Douche to the millionth power
  • Anna: Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche
  • Uriel: Douche that was actually an ultra douche
  • Castiel: Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)
  • Lucifer: The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both
  • Balthazar: Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters
  • Naomi: Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops
  • Gabriel: A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny
  • Gadriel: Fucking douchemaster
  • Virgil: Typical angel douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness
  • Metatron: douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches
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thebloggerknownasgeeknip:

sinterwoldiers:

Tony being a dork and entering every room just before Bucky does so he can loudly announce that winter is coming

He is a Stark, after all.

Au where American Pickers are professional thieves of antiques

They stand around and freak about the value before stuffing it in thier van

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my-name-is-hilarious:

"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.

Oh man the deadline woah i havent even gotten in proper contact and i had to move and UGGHHHGSGHDJDBDM

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eggplay:

hating white people won’t end mild salsa

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neyruto:

can we stop being so heteronormative here on tumblr.com. some guys aren’t looking for their m’lady, some guys are out there looking for their m’lord. 

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bluebackstabber:

should i attend college or take the black

me n my bff crater lake
me n my gf rogue river
me n my ex golden gate bridge

(drove all the miles in one day)

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mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

‣ me  
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